I got a request for another. Also I love these.
Brother: So Misha Collins is a carpenter?
Brother: And he’s all about like peace and shit.
Brother: beloved by millions?
Brother: So he’s Jesus?
Me: Son of a bitch.
Well… PRAISE THE LORD
Egyptian Gods - Anubis & Thoth
A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”
I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS
Stop and listen to this! It is hilarious! Please, God, I hope my writing isn’t this bad!
Seriously? Meat wand?
So I accidentally adopted a cat.
This guy won’t stop following me, and if I sit down he climbs all over me demanding to be petted » He’s also fondish of my siblings, which is why there are legs in these shots - I needed someone to distract him so he’d stop NUZZLING THE CAMERA LENS.
These photos were taken for creature reference since he has this gorgeous coat and ridiculous pumpkin-colored eyes.
Also… he’s a healthy weight since he showed up over a month ago. Oh well. Jack Skellington stuck as the name, too late.
What a handsome feline and good name too!
"Needs a bowtie, though."
is there any possible way you would record yourself saying this post? for hilarity’s sake.
"riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue"
…I’m speechless. I…I’m dumbfounded. This…why? Why? A thousand times WHY?!